White house answers about pictures of Osama's dead body!

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......Media met White house officials for an interview about Osama's dead body pictures...


Media: Can you please provide us with the photos of Osama’s body?

White house ( US officials): No! President Obama is concerned that the "gruesome" images could “inflame” sensitivities. The Navy Seals did a tremendous and courageous job by risking their own personal lives during that night. It’s a task which will make the US citizens inside and outside USA safer. 
But, rest of the world, do not ask for any photos because Mr. President do not think it’s a very good idea and he has not confirmed to us why he thinks so. So I am in no position to answer!

It’s just Mr. President feels that American people might faint! Especially after the economic depression (Sub prime mortgages and so on). We will not be able to handle it because, if US people lose health then our health bill will be again questionable and lots of other complicated issues might rise up in the parliament!
Average Americans are overweight/obese and are in high risk of getting heart problems and trust me our citizens will not spare us if we make them spend their hard earned money on health issues caused after releasing the photos and we are worried about that too!

The priority of the President is the safety of American citizens at home and across world. Other country fellows just listen and believe us that “Osama is dead”! Remember we are huge Democracy, so just listen what we say (blindly)!

Media: Did you question Osama before killing?

White house ( US officials): aaam..ahem, I am not sure of the operational details so I cannot answer that.

Media: Did you speak to Osama's wife?

White house ( US officials): a..umm, As I said, I am not the right one, aaaaum.. to answer that question too,  since I do not know much about the operational and post operational details!

Media: So, you are prepared to give us any more details of Osama's dead body picture at all?

White house ( US officials): We have already given you lots and lots of details which is "we have killed Osama" what else do you need to know, eh? 
DNA tests carried out on the remains are said to have shown a "virtually 100%" match with the DNA of his relatives - again its very sensitive information and will not be handed to any international DNA research institutes. We have disposed of Bin Laden's body in the ocean, to avoid a burial place becoming a shrine!!
We say he is dead, so world just "blindly" believe us, is that clear??!!
We believe in "change" of .. ahh, we have not yet thought about that! We will have to ask our President and our charming Secretary of the state to open our eyes yet on that “change”. If they do let us know about that "change --they believed in" by end of this term, I will make sure I will inform the world!
Thank you all..

Comments

  1. Purba5 May 2011 at 07:52

    Too many questions unanswered - guess we will have to wait and watch.

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  2. Bhavana Rao5 May 2011 at 13:17

    yes..

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  3. Deguide11 May 2011 at 05:03

    I believe Osama almost dying and he was given up by protectors on a secret barter. If he had died a natural death in Pakistan, it would have been a gigantic embarassment, since his body has to be buried with state honours lolz what do you say to that theory...Bhavana

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