Future Facebook Notices

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Facebook in few month's or year's time:

We the Facebook development team request you all "freely" registered members to follow the below instructions to save your profile from hacker's attacks in future:

1) Do not click on any links found on any Facebook groups or pages as it might contain virus.
2) Do not "like" or comment on your friend's statuses or photos or shares or anything else because it might contain virus.
3) Do not click on chat option on Facebook since we can never tell in what ways hackers might be planning to enter your profile and destroy it by inserting virus. 
4) Do not accept "friendship" request on Facebook since they might be hackers in disguise.
5) Do not add photos or videos on Facebook since hackers might misuse them somehow or the other and we cannot predict it.
6) Do not join or like any groups or pages on Facebook since they might be a group of hackers in disguise.
7) Do not use Facebook message option since it might be full of viruses and bacteria (our developers are prone to flu and bacterial infection very often).

......Finally enjoy your stay on Facebook!.

Post Script: You can have a safe Facebook profile, all you need to do is pay USD 100 per month. Simple!

PS: No offence intended, this is just for fun :-)

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