Bhavana penned

Disclaimer:   If you lack a sense of what is funny, this is not for you! This is meant just for fun and not to hurt anybody's feelings. ...Bollywood is celebrating a party with Steven Spielberg and Karan Johar approaches Steven to introduce himself. Karan Johar : Hello Sir, I am Karan Johar, son of Yash Johar. I have produced a few films and directed a few others. I am very fortunate that I am speaking to you in person. Steven Spielberg : Hello Karan, I am sure I am glad as well. I love India so much. Karan Johar : I was just wondering if you have watched any of my movies at all. Steven Spielberg :   (Trying desperately to remember if there was any of this guy's in the list of movies Anil Ambani gave him to watch on the private jet here.) Karan Johar : Oh, I'm sure it's silly of me to ask you if you have watched it   (I hope he has?!) Steven Spielberg : Oh yes, indeed I have watched one movie of yours, but I don't think I can pronounce ...

In an ancestral home in Rampur in the movie "hum saath saath hain", Salman Khan and Monish Bahl are standing against the 2 pillars in front of the main door, both deep in thoughts and Salman Khan starts to weep, Monish Bahl: Why are you crying my dear brother. I will not become the Managing director of our company, Main ne to maa ko vachan diya hai. Mujhe maaf karo. Mein chahta hoon "dil se" ki t u Managing Director banu hamare company ka, kya? mat ro mere bhai iski vaja se. I am all for it.  Salman Khan: Arrey bhaiyya! kaun bola ki mein isiki vaje se roraha hoon? Mujhe dukh is baat ki hain ki mere pehle film se aaj ki film tak, mujhko pata nahi kyon mujhe acting nahi aata?? I simply cannot act. main bahut dukhi hoon. I am very sad that I cannot act even though there are millions of supporting fans for me, this is my deepest regret. Mujhe smile karne ke vagera koi acting nahi kar sakta. bas smile kar sakta hoon! iske saath, I lost Aishwarya and thought o...

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Dijvijay: “blah blah blah blah blah blah!” (To himself: I sometimes forget what I have said) Manmohan: .............. (To himself: Shit happens!!) Umabharathi: “Let us not mock Digvijayji. He is a very knowledgeable and highly learned person and my heart says he is under pressure. If some people are under pressure they speak like this. Some people like me when under pressure, we suddenly become calm as I am now.” Renuka Chaudary: “Umaji, kyaa baat karte ho???” Rahul: “Mayawati, you are taking advantage of UP poor farmers, shame on you!!” (To himself: I am walking across villages and damn it I am still not tanned! I don’t know why??!!) Yeddi: We will teach Bhagvad Geeta to your school children, who knows the future politicians might be better than us morally. Even though I spend most of the time in temples, I somehow get involved in corruption, scam and somehow without my knowledge make money. Oh!! This money is not for me, really!! This is for BJP party as a fund for the next el...

A Few minute’s glance through Times of India online page and I can be entertained for rest of the day. How? Like below. Disclaimer : Read at your own risk :) Sometime during end of May-2011 “Top” stories: Lata Mangeshkar:  “I will not retire” My thoughts: Dear Lataji, I really loved your voice and songs during 50’s 60’s 70’s and even 80’s for Madhuri. But I could not take it at all when you sang for Kajol, Rani. How did you expect your plus 50’s voice to suit 20’s Kajol and Rani?? And now you are saying that you will not retire?? Can you be so kind and give your clear intensions please? Are you are planning to sing for Kalki or Genelia, or Deepika? If so please kindly spare me and most of Indians might surely vote for my appeal! Baba Ramdev: If we bring all the black money into India , then by 2020(??) 1 Indian Rs = 50 USD My thoughts: Ah, what an insight really.. The best of best Economist can retire and take a bow or maybe new kind of bow-ing through Surya Namaskar! Hor(r)o...